Hamburger Rotterdam

The burger features thin patties with perfectly smashed, crispy edges, while the inside remains deliciously juicy. That contrast is exactly what makes this smashburger so addictive. What also immediately stands out is how the beef and cheese are stacked alternately. This creates a perfect balance in every bite between the crispy, flavourful beef and the soft, melted cheese. Simple, but incredibly effective.

The quality of the meat is high, and you can taste it. It forms a solid foundation for the burger without ever becoming overpowering. That’s partly thanks to the house-made sauce, which ties everything together beautifully. Combined with the onion compote, the flavour is subtle and smooth, yet present enough to add depth without taking over the burger.

Then there are the pickles: house-made by Stooges, with a bold, pronounced flavour. They don’t just add freshness — their punchy taste gives the burger a nice kick, making the whole experience just a bit more exciting. As they say themselves — and I quote from their website: “We pickle our own cucumbers, we make our sauces fresh. Like I said: there are no shortcuts at Stooges.” And you can taste that in everything.

The bun is soft, light, and perfectly sized. No hassle, no mess (okay, maybe just a little), but overall a burger that’s easy to eat with your hands. Exactly how it should be.

The setting also adds to the overall experience. The Funhouse location has a raw, industrial design that fits the building perfectly. It feels rough, energetic, and slightly rebellious. The staff fits seamlessly into that atmosphere, enhancing the vibe. Stepping into this location really feels like stepping into the world of Stooges.

And maybe that’s why the name fits so well. “Stooges” meaning fool or joker. But don’t be fooled, in the kitchen, they know exactly what they’re doing.

The Stooges Burger isn’t an over-the-top creation, but a textbook example of just how good a classic smashburger can be when everything is done right.